Butt-Head:"Uhhh-huhhh,huhh,hmm-hmm,he's a les'!" 
Beavis:"Ohhh yea,hmmm,hmmm,huhh,huhh,ohhh-ohh?" 
Butt-Head:"You're a dork,and you've never even scored!" 
Beavis:"Ohhh-yea...i'm a dork who? Dammnit Butt-head, i have too scored!" 
Butt-Head:"Oh yea,so where d'ju score Beavis? 
Beavis:"In my bacement,you weren't there,it was cool!" 
Butt-Head:"Uh...hand jobs don't count beavis!" 
Beavis:"Umm,they don't,well I'll be damned, now what'll i do Butt-head?" 
Butt-head:"Uhhh,huhh...Your're Mamma!" 
Beavis:"That's not funny Butt-head,she's you're Mamma too!" 
Butt-Head:"Uhhh,wait Beavis,no she's not. At least I think she's not? 
Beavis:"Wasn't she that roadie for Nirvanna?" 
Butt-Head:"Damnit Beavis, that's you're Dad!" 
Beavis:"Ohhh-yea,I always get those two mixed up!" 
Butt-Head:"That's because of her Mustache,you dill-hole!" 
Beavis:"Ohhh-yea,so that's what that thing was?"